Everything, just everything. It's most likely the quirkiest place we've ever visited. Gary and Monika's imagination know no bounds. The British fare is exceptional, particularly the breakfast, and not forgetting the whale on a plate ... the fish n chips are to die for 🥰. Our hosts were most helpful and very friendly. This place is a must visit. Now looking forward to seeing 'Winterfall' 😉😊

Not a single thing ... apart from, not staying long enough 🥴

The location is very calm and all the rooms are very comfortable, with nice individual themes. The exterior is funy and very nice for the ones with the British & Scottish spirit in the soul...the whole collectibles surrounding the place are just unique in their way...The Lady (owner) is very friendly and really delicious, same for all the employees which are fluent in English :-) And the breakfast a pure & delicious British Breakfast...

Welcoming, quirky hotel close to the Rhine, great to just stroll around and look at everything on display. Little train that goes down to Linz Am Rhine although we didn't have time to do this. Very clean, comfortable room and friendly staff. Great cooked English breakfast and fantastic fish and chips! Definitely a place to visit our stay if you're in the area.

Not a criticism but it would be better if the blinds weren't attached to the opening part of the window, (Queen room) you couldn't leave the window open while you were in the shower and could be seen from outside.

Staff was incredibly sweet and room was so clean and comfortable. I didn't have a chance to try the food because I arrived late and left before breakfast. Parking was plentiful and easy to access and free.

The hotel was pet friendly but I was a little surprised at the high cost of having a pet which was almost 50% of the cost of the room.

Gardens were so quirky and unusual with lovely quiet nooks. Restaurant had a British menu with very tasty fish n chips! Loved the attention to detail with all the fixtures and fittings. Breakfast was plentiful and tasty. Parking was available across the road.

A lot of quite narrow stairs up to the second floor. Would be difficult with a large suitcase.

Everything about this place. Breakfast is always very good and everybody is very friendly. We visit the Little Britain Inn at least 3 times a year and would recommend it to anybody

There isn't anything that we don't like. Although they do not have a restaurant you can always let Alyson or Monica know and they will prepare food for you

A very characteristic hotel located between Cologne and Frankfurt, the best choice for traveling by car. The landlord has carefully decorated the garden and the furnishings along the street, full of British culture

quirky but authentic - felt like being back in the Uk. kids loved it very much, which makes it ace. we did come when the restaurant etc were closed/on holiday but was probably just as well with little toddlers but I’d love to come back for a pint as well or whiskey at the bar. would like to know the backstory to this place. pretty awesome. thanks! will be back

we came during the restaurants holidays

A really special hotel. Just so very british, starting with the interior design, the Pub and the hotel interior, the Mr. Bean and Queen in front to greet you, and last but best the full british breakfast. Excellent quality and no need for any further food for a very long time. Not to forget the great and very helpful staff. Just a perfect stay.

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The bedroom, a single room, was one of the cleanest, best appointed and cozy hotel rooms I have ever stayed in. Furniture of excellent quality, lovely bedlinen and a cozy, warm throw to curl up on the sofa with. I felt so at home and really loved staying there. The staff worked extremely hard but still made time to chat to guests and make them feel welcome. The breakfast buffet was superb, with food frequently replenished, keeping everything fresh and hot. I can highly recommend this hotel for guests who enjoy quirky, English inspired deco, comfort and cleanliness. Somewhat out of the way (a taxi ride into Linz or a trip on the little train from just outside the hotel) would really suit walkers, hikers or anyone wanting to get away from it all. The Christmas market was brilliant, small but really good. The duo entertaining us with songs and guitar true entertainers. All in all a very good experience. Thank you Little Britain, you nailed it!