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Hotel Joke - Astotel

Hotel Joke - Astotel

69 Rue Blanche, Paris, 75009, France

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Free wifi

Air conditioning

Soundproof rooms

24-hour front desk

Non-smoking rooms

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Hotel Joke - Astotel

Welcome to Hotel Joke - Astotel, your quirky Parisian escape where fun meets comfort! Nestled at 69 Rue Blanche, just 2.2mi from the vibrant heart of the city, this 3-star gem is the perfect base for your adventures in the City of Lights. With prices starting at just $154, you can experience all that Paris has to offer without breaking the bank!

This hotel boasts an impressive 1,144 reviews, with travelers raving about its unique charm and friendly atmosphere. Enjoy complimentary wifi as you plan your day, or simply kick back in soundproof rooms that ensure a peaceful night's sleep after a day of exploration. The 24-hour front desk is always ready to assist you, making check-in and any late-night snack runs a breeze. Plus, say goodbye to pesky smoke odors because Hotel Joke is proudly a non-smoking establishment!

And let's not forget about breakfast! Start your mornings off right with a delicious meal before heading out to discover iconic landmarks or sipping coffee at one of Paris' famous cafés. With air conditioning for those warm summer days and free toiletries provided, this hotel is all set to cater for a comfortable stay, allowing you to focus on making unforgettable memories in the enchanting city of Paris.

At Hotel Joke - Astotel, the fun doesn’t stop at mere comfort and convenience! Each morning, as the sun peeks through the Parisian skyline, indulge in a scrumptious breakfast buffet that will tantalize your taste buds and kickstart your adventures. From flaky pastries to rich coffee, you’ll find everything you need to fuel your day of discovery. And if you’re in a hurry, there's plenty of take-away options available, ensuring that you don’t miss out on the enchanting streets of Paris while grabbing breakfast on the go!

Once you’re ready to hit the town, let the friendly staff guide you in navigating through the city’s hidden gems and must-visit attractions. Whether you're on a romantic getaway or a fun family vacation, their tailored recommendations can help make your stay uniquely memorable. Don’t shy away from asking about the best local eateries or secret corners of the city that are off the typical tourist path – because at Hotel Joke, you are treated like family, and they love sharing their local knowledge!

As you unwind in the evening, take comfort in knowing your room is a serene oasis, designed with soundproofing for that perfect night’s rest. Whether you're soaking in the charm of a Standard room or enjoying the luxury of a Privilege double, each space is a cozy retreat after your Parisian escapades. And with thoughtful amenities like free soft minibars and courtesy trays in select rooms, you can toast to another exhilarating day in one of the world’s most spectacular cities. So come, create unforgettable memories at the quirky and delightful Hotel Joke - Astotel!

Closest airports

Paris–Le Bourget Airport

7.8mi

Paris Orly Airport

10.9mi

Paris Charles de Gaulle Airport

13.4mi

Beauvais–Tillé Airport

40.8mi

Most popular amenities

Free wifi

Air conditioning

Soundproof rooms

24-hour front desk

Non-smoking rooms

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Rooms

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Standard, Single

140 sqft

Free wifi

Minibar

Flat-screen TV

Tea/Coffee maker

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This air-conditioned room features a flat-screen TV and safety deposit box. The private bathroom includes a hairdryer and free toiletries and guests can enjoy complimentary nonalcoholic beverages from the room's mini-bar.

Standard Double Room in Hotel Joke - Astotel

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Standard Room

1 Queen Size Bed

1 Double Bed

160 sqft

Private Bathroom

Minibar

Flat-screen TV

Air conditioning

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Connecting Rooms - 2 Bedrooms in Hotel Joke - Astotel

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Connecting, 2 Bedroom

1 Twin Bed

1 Double Bed

290 sqft

Private Bathroom

Minibar

Flat-screen TV

Air conditioning

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Privilege Double Room in Hotel Joke - Astotel

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Privilege, King Size

1 King Size Bed

1 Queen Size Bed

215 sqft

Private Bathroom

Minibar

Flat-screen TV

Air conditioning

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Privilege Double Room in Hotel Joke - Astotel

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Privilege, King/Queen

1 King Size Bed

1 Queen Size Bed

215 sqft

Private Bathroom

Minibar

Flat-screen TV

Air conditioning

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Standard Double Room in Hotel Joke - Astotel

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Standard, Queen/Double

1 Queen Size Bed

1 Double Bed

160 sqft

Private Bathroom

Minibar

Flat-screen TV

Air conditioning

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Superior Double Room in Hotel Joke - Astotel

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Superior, King Size

1 King Size Bed

1 Queen Size Bed

205 sqft

Private Bathroom

Minibar

Flat-screen TV

Air conditioning

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Family Room - 2 Bedrooms in Hotel Joke - Astotel

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Family, 2 Bedroom

2 Twin Beds

1 Queen Size Bed

335 sqft

Private Bathroom

Minibar

Flat-screen TV

Air conditioning

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Standard Twin Room in Hotel Joke - Astotel

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Standard, 2 Twin Beds

2 Twin Beds

170 sqft

Private Bathroom

Minibar

Flat-screen TV

Air conditioning

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Standard Single Room in Hotel Joke - Astotel

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Standard, 1 Twin Bed

1 Twin Bed

140 sqft

Private Bathroom

Minibar

Flat-screen TV

Air conditioning

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Standard, 2 Bedroom

Minibar

Flat-screen TV

Tea/Coffee maker

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Guest reviews

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Featured reviews:

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Dianne

10

May 2025

This hotel provided all the comforts of home to allow us to discover Paris with minimum stress. I requested a room on the main or lower floor, so they provided us with a handicap/accessible room, which is the only room behind 1 door next to the dining area. We thought perhaps we might hear the noise from the breakfast crowd, but quite the opposite (as in none!). Bonus: the room had a little patio area that opened in the middle of the complex to take a quiet break outside of our room. Besides the complimentary hot breakfast, drinks (water and soda) and packaged snacks are free and available almost all day/night. so we packed a few snacks to enjoy during our all-day outings, With the hotel being part of the Astotel group, one could actually go into any of the other Astotel properties (a map was given) and also enjoy drinks and snacks there (unfortunately, we were unable to experience with our brief 2-night stay). Our room also had flourescent stars afixed to the ceiling , so we gazed up at the stars as we drifted off to sleep.

Nothing - all worked out well.

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Mircea

10

August 2025

All the staff we interacted with were very helpful. The building has been recently renovated, and the rooms were well equipped—everything was thoughtfully designed and fully functional. The beds were as chosen during the reservation and both were spacious and very comfortable. A nice touch was the free minibar (with water and soft drinks), complemented by free snacks available in the lobby during the afternoon. The breakfast was excellent for the price. It might not be varied enough for a longer stay, but we all found something to our taste. The location is also very good—right in (or very close to) Montmartre, with plenty of nice restaurants nearby and good access to public transportation.

Not a big issue: one of the rooms was on the smaller side (but perfectly normal for Paris). The other room was kindly upgraded for free and was very spacious, although we personally didn’t love the toilet being separate from the bathroom.

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Katie

9.1

May 2025

The free drinks in the fridge and all the free snacks and drinks that were available. The room was a good size and had everything we needed and was pleased with how clean it was, they have excellent housekeeping. The staff were very friendly and more than happy to help. They kept on top of clearing and resetting the table at breakfast. Chose the hotel as it's super close to the moulin rouge so perfect for those going to see the show. I would visit again.

The only criticism I have is that the kettle we have was so loud, it actually did make us laugh as it made the funniest sound. And the carpets were faded and there were some marks on the walls, also our toilet seat lid was chipped, just standard wear and tear basically

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Gregory

10

June 2025

Loved the stay! booked last minute to stay an extra day in Paris and it's a great little experience. They had lots of snacks and coffee out which was refreshing and my room was more than adequate. Price was perfect for the setup. good litte bar / restaurant district as you go a few blocks south and east from property. Night staff was awesome and let me store my bag until i caught a red eye flight.

closer to the Moulin Rouge, the neighborhood gets seedier w/a couple massage brothels, but they are totally avoidable. hotel location felt overall safe

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Leslie

8.2

August 2024

When we came to Hotel Joke, we had 3 different reservations. The staff did a great job in consolidating our reservations and even upgrading our room! We got a beautiful room with a little walkout for us to enjoy. The neighborhood was fun to walk around and some much to do. Montemarte is close by and so is the Metro to get around the city. There were so many restaurants to eat at nearby and so much to do. We enjoyed it!

The TV was an issue. It kept on turning on during the night unnecessarily. There was also this weird Chromecast request that was hard to use, so that was the only weird thing.

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Deborah

9.1

November 2024

When i arrived the receptionist was really welcoming and friendly. there were many free snacks to help myself to including packets of crisps, biscuits, fruit and pastries. the mini bar non alcoholic drinks were free, I could control the heating in my room. I could easily walk to the moulin rouge (which was the purpose of my visit). i genuinely really loved this hotel and my room. .

The morning staff were not welcoming, they assumed i would know to take the plate from my table to use at the buffet area. They did not say good morning, or acknowledge me, even though I was the only one there. Breakfast is meant to be from 7 - even by the time I left at 7.30 they still hasn't prepared fully and were still bringing out hot buffet items. This is why i deducted a point. on a side note, the area is not covered by metro, only public bus.

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Katherina

10

July 2025

The staff was super helpful and friendly. We ate breakfast at the hotel one of the days which was supernice, otherwise loads of lovely cafes and bakeries around for breakfast options. L’ouvre lies in 25ish minutes walking distance. The Hotel offers free afternoon tee/coffe options with a selection of local pastries, fruits and crisps which was a life saver after a long day exploring the city, especially for the kids. 🩷

Nothing. We had a lovely stay and will definitely come back!

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Rafael

10

December 2024

Me and my wife stayed for five days and loved everything about the hotel. The room was really clean, bed, towels and pillows really confortable. It has little perks like The all day free mini bar and snacks and Apples free. The whole Staff was really friendly and welcoming. Moreover, what a stunning breakfast. I would definitely go back there. And the hotel is really close to Subways: place clichy and blanche and to buses: 68 and 74. It was really easy to move around with public transportation.

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Khalid

10

September 2024

Wonderful staff. The hotel staff made us feel special as soon as we step In the hotel they all had a beautiful smile and were happy to answer all our questions about the neighborhood and transportation. The hotel is located in a strategic neighborhood where easily you can take transportation to all the important places to see in very beautiful Paris. The room was also very clean and we were happy with the size of the room and bathroom. The breakfast was nice with plenty of food to choose from, protein , fruits and many kinds of breads , believed me you have many things to choose from. Love the drinks , water, juice and soda that we’re waiting for us in the room. I am very please to recommend this hotel 100%. I will like to offered my gratitude to the lovely Vietnamese lady, sorry I do not know how to spell her name and also to the Rocio for taking care of us. To all the workers of the hotel thank you so much

I am very pleased with my stay

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Michael

9.1

January 2025

The Hotel seems new with very helpful stuff. The rooms are very nice and the heating system works very good. The bed and pillows are comfortable. In the Lobby you have gratis snacks, coffee, tea, water etc. gratis 24h. The breakfast could be a bit better eg. muesli without suggar but the variation is ok. The Hotel is closed to Moulin Rouge.

The cleaning stuff should be learned that if you ask him to leave the card in so that the electricity works, he will remove it anyway and took the card with him. The room then cools down.

Points of Interest Around Hotel Joke - Astotel

Attractions

9th Arrondissement

0.4mi

Gare Saint-Lazare

0.5mi

Montmartre Museum (Musée de Montmartre)

0.5mi

Museum of the Legion of Honor (Musée de la Légion d'Honneur)

1.6mi

Musée des Plans-Reliefs

2.1mi

7th Arrondissement

2.1mi

Odéon-Théatre de l'Europe

2.3mi

5th Arrondissement

2.7mi

Jardin d'Acclimatation

2.9mi

Manufacture Nationale des Gobelins

3.4mi

13th Arrondissement

3.7mi

Bois de Vincennes

5.9mi

Royal Opera of Versailles (L'Opéra Royal du Château de Versailles)

10.9mi

Château de Champs-sur-Marne

12.6mi

Chateau de Rambouillet

28.3mi

Amenities of Hotel Joke - Astotel

Free wifi

Air conditioning

Soundproof rooms

24-hour front desk

Non-smoking rooms

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Stay rules - Hotel Joke - Astotel

  • Check-in / Check-out

  • Pets

  • Internet

  • Age restrictions

  • Curfew

  • Parking

  • Children and beds

  • Cards accepted at this property

Frequently Asked Questions - Hotel Joke - Astotel

What are the check-in and check-out times at Hotel Joke - Astotel?

Rooms at Hotel Joke - Astotel become available for check-in at 03:00 PM and guests are requested to check out by 12:00 PM.

What's the nightly rate at Hotel Joke - Astotel?

For Hotel Joke - Astotel, room prices kick off at $154. Remember, prices can fluctuate depending on room type and availability dates. Input your dates for definitive prices.

What are the room types available at Hotel Joke - Astotel?

Hotel Joke - Astotel offers a variety of room types including Family Rooms with 2 bedrooms, Superior Double Rooms, Standard Single Rooms, Privilege Double Rooms, Standard Double Rooms, Standard Twin Rooms, and Two Connecting Rooms. Smoking is not allowed in any of these rooms. The room sizes range from 140 sqft to 334 sqft. The occupancy varies, accommodating between 1 and 4 adults, and 0 to 3 children. The bed sizes include Twin, Queen, King, and Double beds.

What are the main attractions at Hotel Joke - Astotel?

Guests at Hotel Joke - Astotel can spend their time enjoying the various leisure amenities available. The hotel provides a 24-hour reception and concierge service, allowing guests to receive assistance and recommendations for activities both inside and outside the hotel. There is an on-site bar where guests can relax and enjoy drinks. Additionally, the hotel offers a buffet breakfast in their dining area.

Other amenities at Hotel Joke - Astotel include free Wi-Fi throughout the property, air-conditioning in all rooms, and daily housekeeping. The hotel is also conveniently located near various popular attractions such as the Galeries Lafayette and the Louvre Museum. This provides guests with the opportunity to explore the city and its cultural offerings during their stay. The hotel's central location in the 9th arrondissement puts guests within walking distance of numerous dining, shopping, and entertainment options.

Does Hotel Joke - Astotel accept credit cards?

Yes, Hotel Joke - Astotel accepts credit cards. They accept JCB, American Express, Mastercard, Visa, and UnionPay. Cash is also accepted as a payment method.