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Hotel Joke - Astotel

Hotel Joke - Astotel

69 Rue Blanche, Paris, 75009, France

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Free wifi

Air conditioning

Soundproof rooms

24-hour front desk

Non-smoking rooms

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Hotel Joke - Astotel

Welcome to Hotel Joke - Astotel, your quirky Parisian escape where fun meets comfort! Nestled at 69 Rue Blanche, just 2.2mi from the vibrant heart of the city, this 3-star gem is the perfect base for your adventures in the City of Lights. With prices starting at just $154, you can experience all that Paris has to offer without breaking the bank!

This hotel boasts an impressive 1,144 reviews, with travelers raving about its unique charm and friendly atmosphere. Enjoy complimentary wifi as you plan your day, or simply kick back in soundproof rooms that ensure a peaceful night's sleep after a day of exploration. The 24-hour front desk is always ready to assist you, making check-in and any late-night snack runs a breeze. Plus, say goodbye to pesky smoke odors because Hotel Joke is proudly a non-smoking establishment!

And let's not forget about breakfast! Start your mornings off right with a delicious meal before heading out to discover iconic landmarks or sipping coffee at one of Paris' famous cafés. With air conditioning for those warm summer days and free toiletries provided, this hotel is all set to cater for a comfortable stay, allowing you to focus on making unforgettable memories in the enchanting city of Paris.

At Hotel Joke - Astotel, the fun doesn’t stop at mere comfort and convenience! Each morning, as the sun peeks through the Parisian skyline, indulge in a scrumptious breakfast buffet that will tantalize your taste buds and kickstart your adventures. From flaky pastries to rich coffee, you’ll find everything you need to fuel your day of discovery. And if you’re in a hurry, there's plenty of take-away options available, ensuring that you don’t miss out on the enchanting streets of Paris while grabbing breakfast on the go!

Once you’re ready to hit the town, let the friendly staff guide you in navigating through the city’s hidden gems and must-visit attractions. Whether you're on a romantic getaway or a fun family vacation, their tailored recommendations can help make your stay uniquely memorable. Don’t shy away from asking about the best local eateries or secret corners of the city that are off the typical tourist path – because at Hotel Joke, you are treated like family, and they love sharing their local knowledge!

As you unwind in the evening, take comfort in knowing your room is a serene oasis, designed with soundproofing for that perfect night’s rest. Whether you're soaking in the charm of a Standard room or enjoying the luxury of a Privilege double, each space is a cozy retreat after your Parisian escapades. And with thoughtful amenities like free soft minibars and courtesy trays in select rooms, you can toast to another exhilarating day in one of the world’s most spectacular cities. So come, create unforgettable memories at the quirky and delightful Hotel Joke - Astotel!

Closest airports

Paris–Le Bourget Airport

7.8mi

Paris Orly Airport

10.9mi

Paris Charles de Gaulle Airport

13.4mi

Beauvais–Tillé Airport

40.8mi

Most popular amenities

Free wifi

Air conditioning

Soundproof rooms

24-hour front desk

Non-smoking rooms

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Rooms

Standard Double Room in Hotel Joke - Astotel

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Standard Room

1 Queen Size Bed

1 Double Bed

160 sqft

Private Bathroom

Minibar

Flat-screen TV

Air conditioning

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Connecting Rooms - 2 Bedrooms in Hotel Joke - Astotel

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Room, 2 Bedrooms, Connecting Rooms

1 Twin Bed

1 Double Bed

290 sqft

Private Bathroom

Minibar

Flat-screen TV

Air conditioning

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Privilege Double Room in Hotel Joke - Astotel

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Superior Room, King Bed

1 King Size Bed

1 Queen Size Bed

215 sqft

Private Bathroom

Minibar

Flat-screen TV

Air conditioning

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Privilege Double Room in Hotel Joke - Astotel

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Superior Room, Queen Bed

1 King Size Bed

1 Queen Size Bed

215 sqft

Private Bathroom

Minibar

Flat-screen TV

Air conditioning

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Standard Double Room in Hotel Joke - Astotel

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Standard Room, Double Bed

1 Queen Size Bed

1 Double Bed

160 sqft

Private Bathroom

Minibar

Flat-screen TV

Air conditioning

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Family Room - 2 Bedrooms in Hotel Joke - Astotel

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Room, 2 Bedrooms

2 Twin Beds

1 Queen Size Bed

335 sqft

Private Bathroom

Minibar

Flat-screen TV

Air conditioning

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Standard Twin Room in Hotel Joke - Astotel

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Standard Room, 2 Twin Beds

2 Twin Beds

170 sqft

Private Bathroom

Minibar

Flat-screen TV

Air conditioning

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Standard Single Room in Hotel Joke - Astotel

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Standard Room, 1 Twin Bed

1 Twin Bed

140 sqft

Private Bathroom

Minibar

Flat-screen TV

Air conditioning

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Two Connecting Rooms in Hotel Joke - Astotel

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Connecting Rooms

1 Twin Bed

1 Double Bed

290 sqft

Private Bathroom

Minibar

Flat-screen TV

Air conditioning

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Standard Room, 2 Bedrooms

Minibar

Flat-screen TV

Tea/Coffee maker

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Superior Room

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Standard Room, 2 Beds

Minibar

Flat-screen TV

Tea/Coffee maker

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Guest reviews

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Points of Interest Around Hotel Joke - Astotel

Attractions

9th Arrondissement

0.4mi

Gare Saint-Lazare

0.5mi

Montmartre Museum (Musée de Montmartre)

0.5mi

Museum of the Legion of Honor (Musée de la Légion d'Honneur)

1.6mi

Musée des Plans-Reliefs

2.1mi

7th Arrondissement

2.1mi

Odéon-Théatre de l'Europe

2.3mi

5th Arrondissement

2.7mi

Jardin d'Acclimatation

2.9mi

Manufacture Nationale des Gobelins

3.4mi

13th Arrondissement

3.7mi

Bois de Vincennes

5.9mi

Royal Opera of Versailles (L'Opéra Royal du Château de Versailles)

10.9mi

Château de Champs-sur-Marne

12.6mi

Chateau de Rambouillet

28.3mi

Amenities of Hotel Joke - Astotel

Free wifi

Air conditioning

Soundproof rooms

24-hour front desk

Non-smoking rooms

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Stay rules - Hotel Joke - Astotel

  • Check-in / Check-out

  • Pets

  • Internet

  • Age restrictions

  • Curfew

  • Parking

  • Children and beds

  • Cards accepted at this property

Frequently Asked Questions - Hotel Joke - Astotel

What are the check-in and check-out times at Hotel Joke - Astotel?

Rooms at Hotel Joke - Astotel become available for check-in at 03:00 PM and guests are requested to check out by 12:00 PM.

What's the nightly rate at Hotel Joke - Astotel?

For Hotel Joke - Astotel, room prices kick off at $154. Remember, prices can fluctuate depending on room type and availability dates. Input your dates for definitive prices.

What are the room types available at Hotel Joke - Astotel?

Hotel Joke - Astotel offers a variety of room types including Family Rooms with 2 bedrooms, Superior Double Rooms, Standard Single Rooms, Privilege Double Rooms, Standard Double Rooms, Standard Twin Rooms, and Two Connecting Rooms. Smoking is not allowed in any of these rooms. The room sizes range from 140 sqft to 334 sqft. The occupancy varies, accommodating between 1 and 4 adults, and 0 to 3 children. The bed sizes include Twin, Queen, King, and Double beds.

What are the main attractions at Hotel Joke - Astotel?

Guests at Hotel Joke - Astotel can spend their time enjoying the various leisure amenities available. The hotel provides a 24-hour reception and concierge service, allowing guests to receive assistance and recommendations for activities both inside and outside the hotel. There is an on-site bar where guests can relax and enjoy drinks. Additionally, the hotel offers a buffet breakfast in their dining area.

Other amenities at Hotel Joke - Astotel include free Wi-Fi throughout the property, air-conditioning in all rooms, and daily housekeeping. The hotel is also conveniently located near various popular attractions such as the Galeries Lafayette and the Louvre Museum. This provides guests with the opportunity to explore the city and its cultural offerings during their stay. The hotel's central location in the 9th arrondissement puts guests within walking distance of numerous dining, shopping, and entertainment options.

Does Hotel Joke - Astotel accept credit cards?

Yes, Hotel Joke - Astotel accepts credit cards. They accept JCB, American Express, Mastercard, Visa, and UnionPay. Cash is also accepted as a payment method.