I was told when touring around Japan not to ignore ’Love Hotels’ as accommodation options, this is a perfect example of excellent accommodation that happens to also be a ‘Love Hotel’ ……Large room with great facilities , our room had a beautiful spring waters spa bath and shower, the staff were wonderful and do there best to make your stay pleasant

It’s a few stations out of the city, from the local station a taxi ride (if travelling with large bags and luggage) or a ten minute walk from the station , this may be a little frustrating at the time…. But I think if the hotel was in town where building space is a premium, the hotel would not have been able to offer large rooms on a grander scale

Located in a love hotel area next to the walkable Sakuranomiya area which boasts beautiful cherry blossoms in spring. The room was very large, and included breakfast and a small dinner dish in the price. The bath was particularly large and very comfortable, I loved it. Apart from the usual love hotel movie repertoire, there are some silly movies like low cost horror comedies that kept us entertained.

You could actually hear some of THE usual love hotel noises from other rooms, also in the morning, which was not ideal. There is another hotel with "noah" in the name nearby, so be careful not to mix them up.

For 7 days I only paid $612 USD The location was a short walk from Osaka Castle. free soda in the lobby (8 oz cups). They have items on the menu you can order for free, but limited to one order a day. My jacuzzi tub was huge Dotonbori; the main attraction area of osaka for a short train ride away. Even when the trains stop running after midnight, I was able to walk back to Noah Grande with no worries

Staff doesn't speak a whole lot of english

This is definitely an adult hotel. At first glance, it's a normal room. That is until you find the cosplay rentals, sanitized massager, condoms, etc. My husband and I thought it was pretty darn funny. The room was honestly HUGE by Japan standards. Like as big as most nicer hotels in America. The tub has a TV you can watch, and it's also big enough for two adult people. Bed was very comfortable. Loved that drinks were free! Two adult drinks were free as well. Two meals were free too. You could order the food on the tv.

The rooms aren't sound proof. We were watching a horror movie at a decent volume and our neighbor apparently didn't like it, so they turned up their adult movie to full volume. Was very awkward hearing that for 30+ minutes, so we just decided to go take a bath instead. Once we got out though, we tried to be more mindful of the noise we made and we didn't hear anyone else the rest of the stay. People at the front do not speak any/ very little English so it was hard at times to ask for things or to understand the translation apps

This property had a really nice ambience, the staff were really friendly and helpful. The room was spacious and really well equipped :) the bathroom was great and the jacuzzi bath was just what was needed after a few weeks of travelling around Japan :) everything was really clean.

The towels were quite old and worn. We had paid for half board but on the second night our food order was declined as they don’t do the food we ordered anymore (which we had just ordered through their ordering service) but could have pasta if we wanted which was a shame as we just wanted some snacks after a long day sightseeing in Osaka.

This isn't just good for an "adult" hotel, it's a great hotel. Breakfast and dinner is included and served to you in your room. Ordering from the TV is a fun mini game adventure if you don't know any Japanese. The place is designed So a couple would never have to leave once they arrive: It's almost like they give you a small convenience store worth of toiletries, lotions, etc. There are two mini bars with affordable and drink of all kinds and another one full of... Accessories. Check the boxes over the bed for additional surprises. There's a Jacuzzi tub. Mirrors everywhere. The room is both novel as a love hotel and functional for a multi day trip. It's the largest hotel room We stayed at in Japan

The front desk person is a bit frazzled. Since it's supposed to be discreet, there's not really any loitering in the hallway or any social space, basically everything happens in the rooms. There's no daily cleaning if you want that. If you're not into being a bit out of your comfort zone, for example, ordering on the TV in full Japanese, then maybe you should choose a more normal hotel. Check in is at 7:00 p.m. which for a normal traveler is a bit of a weird hour. On the upside, check out is at noon. Don't take yourself too seriously and you'll be all right. And never drink your welcome drink in the lobby Because you will get yelled at

The hotel has all the in-room amenities you can imagine (including hair straightner!). Free parking, close to Sakuranomiya station (11 minutes walk) and Kyobashi station (16 minutes walk). The Kyobashi station area is very cool with lots of restaurants and pubs. The place offers free parking.

There was a horrible smell of smoke in the room. Apparently there are no non-smoking rooms in the hotel. The stuff tried to help us getting rid of of the smell, but it was too strong.

The staff were incredibly friendly, welcoming and attentive. The place was super clean,comfy and spacious. Luxurious even! It had a spa bath in the room and loads of toiletries etc. The location was great ideal.

7pm was a little late for a check in time but checking out at 12pm kind of made up for that. It was a little pricey, but in saying that, it was a Saturday night, booked last minute and was still cheaper than other hotels around. I think Saturday night is just super busy in Osaka.

A very big room and bathroom! The bathroom was as big as the whole room in other hotels! Big, comfy bed, bath with jacuzzi and both with mood lighting and music + other interesting features in the room (as it is a love hotel). Good (western style or Japanese) breakfast - room service. Wide selection of delicious food/desserts for dinner (some included with the stay). Welcome drinks.

A bit far from public transport. A bit tired decoration.

Probably the best hotel I've ever stayed in. Definitely the best equipped. Massive room. Comfy bed. Nice free food. Amazing jacuzzi. Great music available on the music player thing. Every item or gadjet you could ever need and a great price. The smell of smoke was extremely mild.

The window is opaque, which means that if it's too cold or too hot to open the window, you won't get any natural light. No reading light, but you rarely get that in Asia. The lighting was otherwise great.