First of all Zoetry rhymes with poetry and that makes sense cuz this place is poetic. Beautiful grounds, amazing buildings all around. It’s not a modern place so don’t expect modern luxury but zoetry makes up for that in other ways. The food is top shelf - gastro experience type stuff. We got the half pension and it was very worth it. Breakfast lunch and dinner was great. The service was also terrific and the staff is always pleasant with a smile. The value is also good. Similar 5 star hotels charge 2x the price.

We had a junior suite and it wasn’t very modern. Small windows, no terrace, no hose in the shower, the room lacked some modern amenities but the experience of the place itself more than makes up for that.

The Hotel has such a beautiful atmosphere! Beautiful corners! especially the adults only pool was great for a couples escape! Our room was stunning with a great corner balcony with views to the chapel. The service personal was very helpful and kind at all times. We felt very welcome and they organized everything we asked for or helped us with reservations and so one. The breakfast buffet has a lot of choice and the a la carte was great aswell. All in all we had an amazing time and didn‘t even want to leave the hotel that much! Next time we‘d get a all inclusive package so we can just be there and relax!

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Zoetry Wellness & Spa Mallorca is an absolute dream! I stayed here for 4 days, and had such a wonderful experience from check in to check out. I would like to thank Xavi, Nando, Angel, Santiago, Lilly, and Maia for being very accommodating and going above and beyond during my stay at Zoetry. I would also like to recognize the housekeeping staff for keeping the room and property immaculately clean. The food was amazing, the location is perfect, the grounds were quiet, and the staff were exceptional. I can not rave enough! I highly recommend this hotel, and I myself will return. Thank you for making my stay in Mallorca a wonderful experience.

The place itself was spectacular. The grounds and buildings were beautiful and held an incredibly tranquil and peaceful atmosphere.

Unfortunately, our overall experience was ruined due to the service. It was apparent that the restaurants were understaffed and untrained. We were served beverages that contained flies due to poor attention to detail in the bar and lack of remorse or care. This was one of the many things that occurred. Spending the amount of money we did, we excepted to be well looked after by the service staff, instead with every meal we waited for ever to be served, and the level of professionalism was lacking. This really disappointed us and it’s the only reason why we wouldn’t go back..the service.

beautiful hotel on fantastic grounds and in a fantastic location. Very good amenities from the gym to the spa to the swimming pool. Also a very very good breakfast.

1. We did half board with dinner during our stay. The restaurant may as well not have a menu as most things weren’t available and the staff would constantly have to come up with alternatives. 2. The evenings at the restaurant were busy, not enough staff which meant the service was poor and the staff were not attentive. Not 5 star. 3. Room was a little outdated for 5 star

Awesome property, very old family manor house which was very well taken care of. the Facilities are among the best i've seen, beautiful landscape, easy access, several pools including adult only, great food and several restaurant options. Bed and room very comfortable apart from the AC which doesnt work.

The AC was blowing hot hair and despite the several complaints raised to reception, the maintenance could not fix it. It was almost impossible to sleep at night. My son was sweating and couldnt sleep... I wouldnt say it ruined our holidays but it was close to. The room next to ours also suffered from the same. Even with windows wide open during night, it was very hot and if this happened in October, i imagine during the summer.

The hotel was stunning! The location is fairly remote but that's what we were looking for as we hired a car to explore. Breakfast options were great with everything on offer. The evening restaurants offered good choices, albeit slightly limited menus in both the Tapas and Mediterranean restaurants, so eating in each more than twice can become a little repetitive. The hotel isn't a fancy high-spec 5-star hotel, it's more about the charm and quaintness of a peaceful retreat in beautiful surroundings.

Service around the adult pool needs to be better as is pointed out by multiple reviews - the pool bar is by the kid-friendly pool which means walking to get a drink or food. It's not far to walk but when it's 35+ degrees, regular service around the adult pool would greatly improve things and add to the otherwise lovely stay.

Beautiful building and setting, so relaxing. Pool is lovely and the restaurants, nice gym. All inclusive option was great, really liked that it was a proper menu for all meals. Would recommend a walk around the Cross Country track - we saw wild tortoises.

Food was great, but might get a little boring after more than a few days. We did 4 nights which was perfect. Service is a little slow, but we didn't mind that too much because we were relaxing!

Although we only stayed for a short time (2 nights), we had a great experience staying at Zoetry Mallorca. The whole place looks absolutely incredible, the pictures don't do it justice. You can just wander off and explore everything it has to offer. The hotel has two swimming pool areas and we stayed just at the one that was adults only. It was quiet, serene and perfect for relaxation. It also offered a great view of the church in the background. The breakfast is also one of the best breakfasts ever, the eggs benedict were just perfect! Also the staff is very nice, we had dinner at the property last night and one gentleman was just incredibly nicef, helpful and always checking up on us. Great overall experience if you want a quiet, but absolutely beautiful holiday.

The hairdrier in the room was one of the worst ones I ever used. Only had 3 modes - one cold, one warm and super low power and one hot and a little more power (but still very low overall). My hair dried quicker if I just let it airdry. This is not a big deal, but from a place like this, I would expect it to be something other than the what it seemed to be a 10 € worth of hairdryer. Also, what we found a bit weird was that although the pools were open 24/7, the workers who distributed new beach towels only showed up at around 11 AM. A bit late, considering a lot of the guests were already there and enjoying the pool. Both mornings we had to seek the towels ourselves.

This hotel is amazing. The whole area is very beautiful and well maintain, it is a pleasure to stay there. The food was unbelievably tasty, everything we tried was very good. Our room was very spacious, clean and had everything we needed. The stuff was super helpful and friendly. It was our honeymoon and I can't imagine a better place to spent it, we were extremely satisfied and we are already thinking about coming back.

Everything was perfect, the only thing that was a bit annoying were flies. There was a lot of them and it was a bit disturbing while we were eating.