Had a lovely 3 day stay for my birthday and would highly recommend

I didnt like the fact that when I asked for a bottle of water I was told I had to pay £5. When I didnt received 1 that morning then was asking for another.

Lovely hotel, lovely staff, VERY SEXY place to stay if you want private, sexy and great sex. The hotel sets the mood, my Mrs didn't want to leave, she got dressed up, we got mucky and it was GREAT. Yes, the hotel isn't perfect, there are a few things, like a few broken blind slats, amd a crack in the toilet (didn't effect us) I personally think that if you think.your going to get RITZ PLAZA NEW YORK, for around £100 a night, with that level of "BUJEE" then people are dillusional.... OK IF you got the dough, then spend £1000 a night in a overpriced hotel. We loved it, Staff were EXCELLENT (Which I find that difficult people get zero respect from anyone...) For a sexy night away......GO FOR IT.....WE WILL BE GOING BACK FOR 2 NIGHTS NEXT TIME.

Leaving

Great, luxurious hotel. Decadence room was nice, beautiful bed/bath/furniture. English restaurant was exceptional. Food was outstanding, service/staff throughout was very good.

Rooms could do with a freshen up in paintwork/ soft furnishings. Curtains were slightly coming away from their rails, walls needed touching up, all minor details. Couldn’t get any cold water for the bath, we ended up adding cold water from the kettle/sink. I didn’t like the fact, every drink/food item was automatically levied with a service charge, without prior warning. I’d personally prefer to tip individual service (which was very good, staff were excellent).

I thought I was booking a room but it turned out to be like a little apartment the kitchen wasn't usable but I didn't go there to cook anyway, haha, the bonus space was a lovely suprise. The room was massive! Decor is gorgeous! I ended up getting engaged during my stay which was incredible in itself but the staff were incredible with helping my now fiance plan the big moment THEY ALL had a fantastic poker face as I was genuinely clueless! Each member of staff really made our stay special and made me feel special ❤️

Nothing to shout about just personal preference. The bed was lovely and so comfortable but the Pillows were to soft for me 🤣. Small imperfections although they didn't affect our stay, wonky toilet seat, had to fiddle with shower to make it stay on the right shower head, my eyesight is horrendous and the rooms are quite dim. I loved as it added to the atmosphere but it would of be handy to have the option of a brighter light.

I’d wanted to stay at this hotel for ages and it didn’t disappoint! The decor is amazing and quirky, the room was massive and I loved the giant copper bath in the room. The outdoor pool area was lovely (especially on a hot weekend) and all of the staff were really friendly. Fast service on the drinks, smooth check in, overall would highly recommend. We went to Beaconsfield specifically to stay at this hotel but it was also a cute little town and nice to explore during our stay!

The bathroom in an our room didn’t have a door, just a heavy velvet curtain. Not my personal preference!

The hotel and rooms have a very quirky feel. It was clean and just what we were looking for. The staff were friendly. The bar staff in the evening were chatty and smiley. The Thai restaurant was lovely, we had the 12 taster menu. Breakfast was perfect! The location has a nice feel, it's quiet and the locals appear friendly. Parking on the street is free with no restrictions too which is always a bonus! We will be returning for sure.

The only downside was that the pool wasn't available due to revamps, etc. The website did explain and staff explained upon arriving too. Of course it can't be helped. We will use it next time because we will be back.

the wife liked the look and feel of the place, very ostentatious and over the top!

we have never been rushed through a meal like we were on Monday night. We were just finishing a course and the other was turning up. I made a point that it was to quick but it kept on coming. Also we were not the only ones in restaurant and people were behind us on courses so they weren’t looking to close the kitchen. Also, to pay circa £325 per night for the room and then being told the continental breakfast is included but anything hot is charged is absolutely daylight robbery! my advice to anyone, stay somewhere else and go there for a drink and soak up the atmosphere. Beconsfield Is a gorgeous place with some superb restaurants, the Greyhound being one. Stay in Beconsfield and go to the crazy bear for cocktails.

Quirky and different to the norm, the rooms were great!

Service could be improved slightly. A couple of examples, we arrived half hour before check in, was happy to wait and that we would get a call when room was ready. The call didn’t come so we had to go back to reception to ask if room was ready, for the prices we paid we wanted to have the maximum amount of time at the property so felt we missed out slightly as we were sitting around longer than necessary. At breakfast, the wrong drinks were provided and condiments asked for did not materialise. Small things, but when paying a premium it can be frustrating.

I won't lie I did read a few negative reviews about the hotel so was a bit anxious about our pending stay. However, The Crazy Bear was unreal!! It was for my gorgeous partners 40th birthday and he was blown away as was I by the hotel and room. The staff were very polite and friendly. The food and cocktails were second to none. Absolutely delicious. The only disappointment was that the outdoor pool wasn't heated and the jacuzzi wasn't heated either. So couldn't enjoy these elements. I don't know if these are heated just in the summer months no one told us. But if this had been on and heated it would have made our over all stay exceptional. We can't wait to return one day.

The fact the outdoor pool and jacuzzi wasn't heated during time of stay.

Brilliant room, excellent team! Very nice food in the Thai restaurant, nice cocktails.tasty breakfast with good selection!

Service charge doesn't go directly to the team, as we heard " they get something of it" so we tipped on top of it as it's not fair! Swimming pool is outside so too cold to use which is not advertised properly.also surrounded by tables for drinks so if you wish to swim you will feel like an animal in zoo, watched by people enjoying drinks.looks really nice but everyone who came in a dressing gown and realised how does it look like,left embarrassed to change.