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We Hate F Tourists

We Hate F Tourists

Rua Capitão Renato Baptista 88, Lisbon, 1150-087, Portogallo

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Wifi gratuito

Servizio di streaming (come Netflix)

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Bar

Terrazza solarium

Sportello escursioni

Terrazza

We Hate F Tourists

Welcome to "We Hate F Tourists," an unforgettable retreat nestled in the vibrant heart of Lisbon, just 0,4 mi from the bustling city center. Perfect for travelers who want all the charm of the city without the touristy fuss, this hidden gem welcomes you with open arms—and maybe a cheeky grin! With a minimum price of just $60 a night, you've found the ideal base for your Portuguese adventure.

As you step inside, you'll find a plethora of delightful amenities waiting to elevate your stay. Relax on the sun deck with a refreshing drink from the onsite bar, or take a stroll in the delightful garden. For those keen to explore, the tour desk is ready to help you uncover local treasures—because who needs crowds? This stylish spot caters to your comfort with free Wi-Fi, air conditioning, non-smoking rooms, and a 24-hour front desk ensuring that all your needs are met.

With an impressive total of 3788 reviews, guests rave about the cozy ambiance and friendly service. Whether you're kicking back on the terrace or zipping to the upper floors via the efficient elevator, you'll feel right at home, minus the tourist traps. Don't miss the chance to enjoy a laid-back experience that celebrates the local essence of Lisbon without the fuss!

Now, let's dive into what makes "We Hate F Tourists" special beyond the practicalities. Fancy your evenings filled with the aromatic scents wafting from nearby eateries? You’re in luck! A delightful tapestry of local cuisine awaits just around the corner, from pastry shops boasting the revered Pastéis de Nata to tavernas dishing up mouthwatering bacalhau dishes that dance pleasantly on your taste buds. All these culinary gems are ripe for exploration and just a stone's throw away from your peaceful sanctuary.

When it’s time to unwind, the sun deck becomes a haven of tranquility, ideal for soaking up the refreshing rays with your favorite drink in hand. Sip on a local vinho verde while basking in the gentle Lisbon breeze, or curl up with a good book in the lush garden that feels like a hidden paradise in an urban landscape. The leisurely atmosphere is perfect for gathering your thoughts or planning the day’s next exciting adventure. You might just meet some fellow travelers and swap stories that spark a whole new itinerary!

And let’s not forget the must-visit spots that are a short walk or a quick hop on public transport away! From the famed Trams of Lisbon that climb the steep hills, giving you a panoramic view of the city, to the historic Alfama district, where every cobblestone alley whispers secrets of the past—heading out with the guidance of the onsite tour desk means that unforgettable memories are just around every corner. So why wait? Pack your bags, grab your sense of adventure, and get ready to experience Lisbon like a true local at "We Hate F Tourists!"

Aeroporti più vicini

Lisbon Humberto Delgado Airport

4,1 mi

Cascais Municipal Aerodrome

11,7 mi

Servizi più popolari

Parcheggio

Wifi gratuito

Servizio di streaming (come Netflix)

Aria condizionata

Bar

Terrazza solarium

Sportello escursioni

Terrazza

Reception 24 ore su 24

Camere non fumatori

Ascensore

Giardino

Balcone

Piani superiori accessibili tramite ascensore

Camere

Twin Room with Private Bathroom in We Hate F Tourists

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Camera - 2 letti singoli, Bagno Privato

2 Letti Singoli

110 piedi quadri

Bagno Privato

Macchina del caffè

TV a schermo piatto

Servizio di streaming (come Netflix)

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Bed in 6-Bed Basic Dormitory Room in We Hate F Tourists

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Standard Dormitory, 6 letti

1 Letto Singolo

170 piedi quadri

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Doccia

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Bed in 4-Bed Superior Dormitory Room in We Hate F Tourists

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Superior Dormitory, 1 Letto Singolo

1 Letto Singolo

170 piedi quadri

Vista città

Balcone

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Bed in 6-Bed Superior Female Dormitory Room in We Hate F Tourists

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Superior Dormitory, 1 Letto Singolo, Solo donne

1 Letto Singolo

170 piedi quadri

Bagno Privato

Balcone

Aria condizionata

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Double Room with Private Bathroom in We Hate F Tourists

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Camera Doppia, Bagno Privato

1 Letto Matrimoniale

110 piedi quadri

Bagno Privato

Macchina del caffè

TV a schermo piatto

Servizio di streaming (come Netflix)

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Camera - 2 letti

TV a schermo piatto

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Deepak

8.2

febbraio 2025

The rooms were clean, the staff was friendly and helpful. Location next to metro was good. Views from the rooftop bar were nice…

The check-in process was long! The 5-6 page questionnaire was time-consuming and mainly designed to upsell guests on tours etc. I was charged an extra 7.50 euros for towel/toiletries (shampoo/gel) that I did not want because the way the questionnaire was worded, you had to click on “I have my own towel” to not automatically be charged for it (known as negative optioning!). Upon complaining about it at check out, the front desk guy called his supervisor and I did get a refund but they need to make the questionnaire shorter to save time for guests tired after a long flight etc.

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Erin

10

febbraio 2025

The staff are so nice and kind—I felt welcomed and at home during my stay. The hostel also offers a variety of activities, making it an excellent place to hang out with friends, even as a solo traveler. The beds and bathrooms were very clean and comfortable to use. (they also have an elevator…) The most lovely part was the amazing shared lounge and rooftop (the view from rooftop? amazing). I absolutely want to revisit this place. Thank you so much, WHFT team! ♥️

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Renae

10

agosto 2024

Wow, best hostel and staff I have come across in my stay in Portugal/Europe so far! Joam and Tibor were an incredible asset to this hostel being so elite for their directions around town and cool chats (Joam) and the affordable guided tour to Sintra (Tibor) which was the highlight of my trip in Portugal. I highly recommend it. It was magical. Julie was also a lovely host and Ana brought the responsibility and vibes high for the pub crawl they also provided when I was there on my second night. I will definitely stay here again if I come back. It is a testament when lots of other solo female Aussies also chose this hostel. The female-only dorm was excellent, clean, bed was comfortable and had a curtain and charging dock/bench for our personal belongings to be in bed with us, and eco-friendly with their water saving feature in the showers. The whole property was well designed with a cool bottom level check in process and an awesome rooftop to have drinks to meet people before going out, especially the pub crawl or Fago we also got to attend for free. Majority of the hostel travelers were also a huge vibe!

Nothing. It was the best hostel. I can’t flaw it. Maybe the only thing was there was no oat milk for my coffee but the soy was still amazing, plus the hostel provides a free coffee pass as a part of your key card at a local coffee shop that does have oat milk 15 min walk from the hostel, next to the sister hostel, WLFT.

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Armin

10

febbraio 2025

The staff were very communnicative and helpfull , the beds were comfortable, lovely rooftop bar to hangout, kitchen was very clean, bathrooms were very clean, location very close to the centre but the street of the hostel was often quiet and not very noisy, and finally the staff were very knowledgable about the city.

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Criseparma

8.2

gennaio 2024

The location is very convenient to visit the city and reach the airport/ train. The metro is just a few minutes away. Aesthetic is fantastic and service is hotel style oriented. Rooftop has a stunning view and natural daylight, good space to sit and work. The manager, Julia, is very professional and always on point to meet needs and requests.

In a week's stay I never got a hot shower. The bathroom is designed to be pretty but not practical at all (no shelf and only hooks for your clothes are inside the -small- shower). Also the common areas have a very limited space definitely not enough power points. It gets crowded very easily. Kitchen has high standards appliances but is so small that only one person at the time can cook. During breakfast and tapas night it's very challenging to make your meal. Check in process is too long.

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Kofi

9.1

febbraio 2025

I like the environment and kind caretercy of the staff

The one thing I really feel bad was men and women mixed in a room. If the management can do something about it that's will be fantastic 👌

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Dmitrijus

10

marzo 2025

Superb friendly staff and very helpful. Great location, very clean and comfortable. I will come back again. Definitely yes for this place.

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Denis

10

luglio 2025

The staff at the hostel are some of the most amazing people on the planet. I've had the pleasure to become good friends with some of them, because they didn't make me feel like a guest. They made me feel like family. Special shout outs to: "legend" Fransisco, the chillest guy I've personally met. Helped me with great local spots and was always available to help, is making something great out of the pub crawl as well. Also to Demet and Leticia for always being so positive and happy to hear about your stories and help out whenever needed. Hope your leg recovers well Leticia :) Last but not least, also a shout out to Faye (hope I spelled your name right). Fantastic person that was usually at the bar, always smiling, eager to hear any and every story others have to tell. I came with no expectations, and left with a second home. Much love to you all and I don't hope that I will see you again, because I KNOW I will be coming back!

I hate that the place made me fall in love with Lisboa. Absolutely no negatives about this place <3

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Nichifor

10

gennaio 2025

An absolutely delightful stay - and I don’t use these words easily. This is really a 5* hostel, if there would be such a thing. The main points: - staff: From the get go I was met with a friendly, warm attitude, was offered coffee and was shown around. Joao was on duty when I arrived, and he was wonderful in showing me a lot of things to visit in Lisbon and his suggestions of restaurants and attractions were so helpful and much appreciated. The other staff were also always super friendly, and helpful. - cleanliness: met and exceeded expectations. There are people cleaning the bathrooms several times a day, emptying the bins, making sure napkins/ toilet paper / soap never runs out, daily cleaning in the rooms, where you’ll find your bed aranged and items put in order upon your return from your daily exploring. - modern look: love how bright and nicely decorated it is, kitchen amenities everything that s needed, nice vibe that makes you feel like you have a little home away from home. The bar area / rooftop looks lovely, you even forget you’re in a hostel and not some other rooftop bar in the city, and a stunning view of the city. - amenities: I was surprised to see they have such comfortable memory foam matresses in a hostel! Then, if you need an iron board or hair dryer they’ve got you covered. Free coffee and tea are also fab. -great location, easy to explore by foot or metro. There is a Lidl close by, so you can get your necessities, groceries, pastries, fresh orange juice etc. - noise level: after 23.00 the rooftop bar closes and everyone is reminded respectfully about keeping the noise down for the others to be able to rest. This is great, as hostels can be so noisy and sleep distruptive most times. - safety: very safe, you’re given a room card & have the option to get a padlock and lock belongings in your allocated bed drawer. - social: great activities organised, from fado night to sintra day & pub crawl.

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Renée

10

febbraio 2025

I had an incredible stay at We Hate F Tourist in Lisbon, and I can confidently say it’s one of the best hostels I’ve ever visited. From the moment I arrived, I felt like part of a close-knit community rather than just another guest. The staff here are absolute legends. They’re not just helpful, they genuinely care about making your stay special! Whether it’s giving insider tips on the best local spots, recommending the perfect café, or just having a good chat, they make you feel at home. The atmosphere is spot on. It’s social without being overwhelming, meaning you can meet like-minded travelers easily but still have your space if you need it. The common areas are cozy and well-designed, perfect for relaxing after a day of exploring the city. The location? Perfect. Right in the heart of Lisbon, it’s within walking distance of the best viewpoints, cool bars, and historic streets. Public transport is also super accessible, making it easy to explore further. And let’s not forget the breakfast and events. Whether it’s family dinners, pub crawls, or just good conversations over coffee in the morning, they’ve nailed the balance between socializing and comfort. If you’re looking for a hostel that’s run by people who actually care about your experience, this is the place to be. 10/10 – can’t wait to come back!

Punti di Interesse Vicino a We Hate F Tourists

Attrazioni

São Vicente de Fora Monastery

0,7 mi

Miradouro Sao Pedro de Alcantara

0,7 mi

Marquis of Pombal Square (Praca do Marques de Pombal)

0,7 mi

Church of Sao Roque (Igreja de Sao Roque)

0,7 mi

Carmo Square (Largo do Carmo)

0,8 mi

National Pantheon of Santa Engracia (Santa Egracia Panteao Nacional Lisbon)

0,8 mi

Baixa District (Lower Town)

0,8 mi

The Escape Hunt Experience

0,8 mi

Arco do Triunfo (Arco da Rua Augusta)

1 mi

Bica Funicular (Ascensor da Bica)

1,1 mi

Ribeira Market (Mercado da Ribeira)

1,2 mi

Casa Fernando Pessoa

1,4 mi

Belém Palace (Palacio de Belém)

3,9 mi

Lisbon Maritime Museum (Museu de Marinha)

4,2 mi

Chalet and Garden of the Countess D'Edla (Chalet e Jardim da Condessa D'Edla)

14,8 mi

Servizi di We Hate F Tourists

Parcheggio

Wifi gratuito

Servizio di streaming (come Netflix)

Aria condizionata

Bar

Terrazza solarium

Sportello escursioni

Terrazza

Reception 24 ore su 24

Camere non fumatori

Ascensore

Giardino

Balcone

Piani superiori accessibili tramite ascensore

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